-- Bing Central: Transmission from Star Portal 8, the Foe Universe
Boy Bing: Where are you?
Girl Bing: I’m at the beach.
Boy Bing: What do you know, so am I!
Girl Bing: You are?! Which beach?
Boy Bing: Tahiti Bay.
Girl Bing: The one on Blue Marble Major?
Boy Bing: That’s the one!
Girl Bing: I’m there too!
Boy Bing: Wow! What a coincidence! We’re both at the same beach at the same time!
Girl Bing: Maybe it’s more than a coincidence. Maybe it’s SERENDIPITY.
Boy Bing: There’s a difference?
Girl Bing: Sure there is. A coincidence is just a coincidence, but serendipity involves luck.
Boy Bing: Oh! Like you were lucky to find me, and I was lucky to find you?
Girl Bing: Yeah, that’s it!
Boy Bing: Well, you know what THAT means, don’t you?
Girl Bing: What?
Boy Bing: Well, for us to be so lucky, we must have something important to do.
Girl Bing: Yeah, I see what you mean. But what can be THAT important? It’s almost lunchtime for goodness sakes!
Boy Bing: See what I mean? It’s lunchtime where I am and it’s lunchtime where you are…
Girl Bing: Hey, maybe we were meant to have lunch TOGETHER.
Boy Bing: Exactly, why else would we end up in the same place AT THE SAME TIME?
Girl Bing: Oh, this is SO exciting!
Boy Bing: Yeah, this messaging service Jellybean set up is much better than just talking to each other.
Girl Bing: Yeah, just talking to each other is so last century, even if we ARE sharing the same beach towel.
-- Bing Central: End Transmission. Peace Out.
