-- Bing Central: Transmission from Cratersville, Red Rainbow Minor
Boy Bing: Hey Jelly, what are you doing for lunch?
Jelly Bing: Curses. Didn’t I tell you I was going back to sleep! I stayed up late last night.
Boy Bing: We did too!
Girl Bing: We went to a movie.
Boy Bing: What did you do?
Jelly Bing: I told you, I helped my mom with her marionettes! Now go away, elf!
Boy Bing: You know it’s rude to call another creature an elf.
Girl Bing: Especially a creature that isn’t an elf.
Boy Bing: Yeah, we may be short like an elf.
Girl Bing: But, we’d never steal your underwear.
Boy Bing: Or socks.
Girl Bing: I don’t know, socks might come in handy. You can carry candy in them.
Boy Bing: You’re right, candy AND crackers. Which reminds us.
Girl Bing: We’re hungry.
Boy Bing: So, what are you doing for lunch?
Girl Bing: Jellybean?
Boy Bing: Jellybean?
Girl Bing: You think we should nudge her?
Boy Bing: Naw, then she’ll know we’re in her room and she’ll really be ticked.
—Bing Central, Peace Out
